February 2012
51 posts
WatchPaul Mooney x Dick Gregory
“In one corner you have an Australian blond who sounds like she gave Charli...”
– From “Slick Mouths and Slave Masters”
“That bitch is taking jobs from me.”
– —- Joan Rivers on Betty White
“We—and by we, I mean liberal New Yorkers like me, whether straight or gay, and...”
– Frank Rich, “Whitewashing Gay History”
“Now shall you deal with me, oh Prince, and all the powers of hell!”
– Maleficent (and me, depending on my mood and target)
“Evelyn barks like Cujo but fights like that dog after he had been shot and...”
– From my latest post, “Bold Has Gotten Boring”
“People ask me what it’s like working from home: work, Beyoncé dance break,...”
– My beloved, Whitney
The “We all killed Whitney” argument has the merit... →
Nicki Minaj could be on to something, but she... →
Me on Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, and the... →
“Whenever anyone with Houston’s kind of gift seems to be falling apart, we have a...”
– “Whitney Houston and the Burden of Perfection”
“IIIIIIII heard that somebody’s got a movie coming. All I know is someone...”
– In my mind, Tamar Braxton will tell me this after I become a much more successful writer and we become BFFs/play cousins.
“The thing that frightens men about homosexuality is that they think about a man...”
– From “For the Bible Tells me So” (via ladidahdi)
“This sounds like it was written as the theme song for a Tyler Perry movie after...”
– Michael K. of D Listed on “It Belongs To Me.”
“I am doing this out of necessity. If I am not the instrument of change, I can...”
– Viola Davis on becoming a producer to the Los Angeles Times
'...the sad truth is that the good jobs numbers... →
Paul being Paul. Yes, that’s a compliment.
WatchI’m not the least bit surprised that Drita from Mob Wives can spit Biggie on command.
WatchDo you see why I call her the misery chick?
“so in the fall of 2003, i was a college freshman. in an effort 2 find a church...”
– I adore andré michael. Eddie Long can fall through a fucking well.
“The word ‘nigger’ is so funny. What does it even mean? Where did it...”
– Azealia Banks (Actually, it’s not a mystery. This is why people finish high school.)
WatchThis version of Kim Kardashian was golden.
